Edward Monkton bag - WHEN I AM GROWN UP bag sums up every home owner's loathing of unsolicited mail, every piece of correspondence which we avoid, procrastinate over and reluctantly have to face.

The tote style, Edward Monkton shopping bag projects Edward Monkton's great words forth - that when he is grown up he'll dance naked on the embers of burning junk mail!

Edward Monkton's thoughts and illustrations are hilarious, thought provoking, really quite philosophical, fun and deeply reassuring!

You either think on his wavelength or you don't.

For a fantastic selection of his work, LIFE contains all the best Edward Monkton wisdom we can impart!

Edward Monkton's address book is in one word - darling! It's tiny, totally adorable and with the most beautiful sentiment on the front......People who are just NICE do not always get NOTICED.

How very true - whereas people who aren't NICE get unnecessarily feted...so maybe you can change all that and fill your address book with only NICE people.

Edward Monkton's Are You Normal? A7 notebook is a dinky, little book to make you smile.

Most pages are adorned with images of his, ghosted out to almost a watermark. It's spiral bound and the pages alternate between lined and blank for ease of use.

A great place to scribble down those last minute thoughts for work, school, the shopping list or your best bets for the Eurovision!

Edward Monkton's aptly titled reflection, The Beautiful Frock, is a great illustration for every woman's purse!

Buy me it says, literally....well we can't argue with that, can we?

A petitie place for all your loose change, this wonderful, little, white purse by Edward Monkton is overprinted with his wise words.

Edward Monkton's purse entitled The DEADLY DONKEY reminds us of the fragility of life.....and death....or does it?

An hilarious take on life and death, Edward Monkton warns us that we can choose how we live but not how we die.....and here illustrated hilariously by an unfortunate hero being squashed by a falling jolly donkey!

But let's not detract from the fabulous functionality of the purse!

Edward Monkton's notebook explaining what we'll do when we grow up depicts his naked protagonist dancing on the burning embers of unwanted correspondence.....amen to that sentiment!

His musings, drawings and illustrations aptly hit the nail on the head of most of us at some point inmside our heads.

I personally feel like I've come out of some really probing therapy after I've read his stuff! The joy of not being alone in such thought patterns.

Edward Monkton's Law of Straightness sets the record straight for life.....everything must be straight or the world will explode!

So no pressure there then!

This hysterical musing decorating the pencil case will keep your mind firmly off any algebra, quadratic equations or matrices for a good few hours! Surely this is a far more wide reaching conundrum than working out the volume of a victoria sponge cake and all those other essential mathematical posers?

So where better to keep all your school, college, office and home pens and pencils...than somewhere which also challenges your mind?

Edward Monkton's address books come in A5 and A7 sizes. here THE FRIENDS are A5 and a substantial tome they make!

A hard backed book, this fabulous place for all your addresses has a typical Edward Monkton illustration on the front depicting Friend A and Friend B exchanging their amazing magical powers!

Edward Monkton's PANTS of PEACE purse is a great way to carry your cash around. Behold the halo of goodness hanging over your flowery undercrackers! But this is no ordinary purse....it's a deceptive holdall for an actual pair of pants!

GENIUS!